So here we go, suggestions from our friends at Hammacher Schlemmer ©:
Because who doesn't need a $95,000 sofa that looks like a hippo?
And why not literally scare the snot out of your child while helping him breathe?
My daughter needs this. A smaller one in her neighborhood scares her 80 lb black lab! Imagine what this one would do. And for only $400!
For the ultimate narcissist on your list:
I don't even know what to say about this.
For grandchildren everywhere. In case a regular kazoo isn't annoying your parents enough:
And last and most definitely least, the perennial puzzle from Mori Gifts: I know this is necessary in some places on this planet, but again, why would anyone give this as a gift?
NOT A GIFT
I'm here to help.