I was sitting at my computer this morning when I heard the doorbell ring and then a loud knock on the door. I thought:
My Claudia Hand-painted yarn for my skirt is here!!! Yay!!! I was in my jammies (Oh, hush. Let she who has not been in her jammies at 11:00 cast the first chocolate croissant----please.) so I didn't go to the door right away.
Someone left this:

It was addressed to my neighbor at 5545. I live here:

(Note the pollen)
So whoever left the package put a question mark on the label, and then left it right below the five-inch high numbers which should have told him he was at the WRONG ADDRESS.
It's not nice to get old knitters all excited about a yarn delivery.....