But Not Yesterday

Apocalypse not.

Whew, says Baxter.

Apocalypse Now?

That's what I've been hearing. My older daughter says that it's supposed to happen at 6 pm local time everywhere...a sort of rolling rapture.

I hope I'm still here tomorrow, as I forgot to sign up for post-rapture petcare and Baxter loves to eat.

I think I'm safe. I'll be here.