Monday, May 20, 2013

Finished!

and I love the cabinets!  They look like new furniture, so yes, it was all worth it. Of course, I no longer want to cook in my kitchen; it would be awful to risk damaging the finishes, don't you think?

 Yep, Baxter has to check it out.
 



I still have cleanup and re-organizing to do, but at least the most difficult work (which was done by Juliet Jones Studio) is finished.  Juliet is great and can do everything from finishing out new construction to remodeling to faux painting to trompe l'oeil.

Best of all, from Baxter and Molly's perspectives, they have been released from imprisonment in the basement and can snoop to their hearts' content.  And walk on the counters.  And climb on top of the refrigerator.  And open the cabinets.

In other words, back to normal.  

Sunday, May 19, 2013

A Pause for the Philosophical

All of the events of life can be seen as learning experiences if we just stop to think about what we have learned from the bad as well as from the good.

What I have learned from the kitchen cupboard project:

1.  Home improvement projects are not fun.  This one has been a nuisance and an inconvenience.  Everything people do on HGTV looks like so much FUN!!! so I don't understand what is going on here.  hmmmmm... Possibly the police visit and the gas fumes might have something to do with it...

2.  Mission creep is a real phenomenon.  The cabinets get painted; the walls need re-painting.  The cabinet doors need to be re-hung; many of the old hinges are broken-buy new hinges.  For no reason whatsoever, the door on the refrigerator breaks; buy new refrigerator.

3.  Baxter can get on top of the refrigerator.  No problem, says he.  And so there he is, time after time, just lying there.  After some thought, I've realized that he does this for one of two reasons:

     a.  Because he can.
           or
     b.  To taunt me.

I'm going with b.

The doors and drawer front panels go on tomorrow, God willin' and the creek don't rise.

It's been pouring for hours.

Friday, May 17, 2013

As Roseanne Rosannadanna Always Said


We are still in the process of having the kitchen cabinets re-painted.  Yesterday and today's work consisted of spraying the cabinet boxes and front frames with a top coat to protect the finishes.  The painter has used all green products up to now so there have been no fumes at all.  It's been a nice way to get the painting done.

However, the oil-based product used for the topcoat reeks of chemicals and the painter uses a gas mask, the kind you might see in a The World is Being Destroyed by ....  kind of movie.  I don't have such a mask, so I put the cats in the basement where my husband works in his office and ensconce myself upstairs in my knitting/computer/tv room with the window open and the door closed.

Today after the painter left, I opened the front door and the back door so that the fumes could go out and ruin what's left of the atmosphere and I hid in my lair.  After awhile I heard male voices, very LOUD male voices, yelling: Hello? Is anyone here? What is going on?  Things like that.  I peeked over the stair railing to see two armed, uniformed police officers in the front hall.

A neighbor, who was still in our driveway, had called the police after seeing the front door open and not getting a response when she called our names from outside of the house.

We explained everything, the neighbor identified us as the residents who do live in this house, we all laughed and now it's over.

Sweet Baby Cheeses!  Scared me to death!

It will all end on Monday.

And then my heart will go back to its normal rhythm.  I hope.

*******************************************************

Aaannnd.... It's an hour later and I wondered why the house smelled like gas.  Turns out it WAS gas. The painter must have knocked a knob when she was cleaning up and so the stove has been spewing gas for....oh, three hours or so.

I hope we live to see Monday.


Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Barbie and I

have something in common!


We both knit!

She is obviously more ambitious than I am though.

It looks as if she knits entire outfits; I mostly knit small
projects.


The Color Affection scarf is coming along just fine.  It's all in garter stitch, so it's easy, but it does require carrying three strands of yarn along the third section.

Bummer.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Why I Cannot Cook

My kitchen:




However, we can't live without coffee.

Ye Newe Coffee Shoppe (aka laundry room):


Wednesday, May 8, 2013

MOLLY!!!

My kitchen is a mess today because I am having the cabinets painted.  The doors and drawer fronts are all off; half of the contents of the cupboards have been removed so that the painter can paint the frames and lips of the cabinets. Stuff is stacked all over the countertops and on the dining room table.

I just went into the kitchen and found that Molly must have decided to contribute to the mess.

Gee, Molly.  Thanks.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

I Need to Tell Everyone


that my younger daughter has NEVER been arrested.

She told me that she was on Google and, yes, she is:

HOWEVER,

she might have warned me that she posted her fake mug shot from a fund-raiser at the LA county jail.

I'm just so proud.

  

Monday, April 29, 2013

First of All,

I must pat myself on the back because I made----ta! da!----a gauge swatch.  I normally don't make them because:

A.  I don't want to.

B.  The Yarn Harlot says that swatches lie.

So why bother? says I.


However, the sweater that I might make (still intimidated by the pattern) looks so complicated that I don't want to do all that work and have the sweater not come out the right size.  So I made a gauge swatch, washed it and dried it, and it had better not lie!!!  Or I will never, ever make another one.  That will show it.


And while I am struggling to understand the sweater directions, I am also trying to learn how to read a crochet chart. Knitter/crocheter extraordinaire Lucille color coded the chart for me, and I still don't get it and that really frustrates me. There are only three easy stitches in this chart, but I just can't get the hang of it. The yarn is fine and I can't see the holes I am supposed to link (or whatever it's called) to and counting? OMYGAH!  I can't count the things.

I have practiced with worsted weight yarn and a larger hook and still no success.

I have, in the past, sworn that I don't swear, but I swear, I soon might start!

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Now, That Is Just Not Nice...

I bought this little Fit Bit Zip to record my steps taken and exercise done daily.  It came pre-set for 10,000 steps a day, and I wondered how many I actually walk on any normal day.

Well, it's nowhere near 10,000 steps, and I think I would have to be a serious walker or runner to get that many steps.

But I don't think it's very nice that the little zip sticks its tongue out at me when I don't measure up.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Someone Stop Me


before I need drugs for OCD.

It all started with entering my stash into my Ravelry library.

And then continued with learning about the spreadsheet that automatically puts my yarn into a huge spreadsheet with all sorts of information on it.

Including the yardage of all my yarn:

I think I need to knit now before I use the spreadsheet to analyze the yarn in even more ways.

BTW.  This isn't much yarn compared with other Ravelers' stashes.  I had thought that a Raveler's 30,000 yard stash was a lot until I read about another Raveler's 700,000 yard stash.  Yikes!  That's not a stash; that's a store!

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Ravelry is Awesome!

Today I entered all of my knitting books and magazines in my Ravelry library.  It was much easier and took less time than entering my yarn took.  And that is because Ravelry is ...again...awesome.  I didn't even have to type in entire titles before Ravelry matched my book or magazine with the one in their library.  All I had to do is click enter and it was done.  It even matched, in the blink of an eye, a magazine from 1954.

I did have one book that it couldn't find, so it told me to find the Amazon link for it and enter that link.  And up popped the book.  In my library! 

And look:


Ravelry totalled up all of the patterns in all of the books and magazines in my library:  2,617.

I will never have to buy patterns again.  Right?

HAH!!!

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Yes, I know.

That I shouldn't post late at night, after smelling YARN FUMES all day.  I know that now.  But I'm not taking down the Llama, Llama, Duck post.  Someone might WANT that song stuck in their brain.  And they are very, very welcome.

Anyway, I am so glad I decided that I should not buy just one skein of anything, just because I liked it and wanted it for my yarn collection stash.  That prevented me from buying a skein of yak yarn.  It was beautiful, but expensive, and one skein might not have been enough for anything I would eventually want to make.  Plus I can always order it online; I have the business card.   :-)

I only made one yarn purchase:

It is three skeins (but counts as one purchase in my system) of Miss Babs Yummy sock and baby yarn.  All three skeins will eventually be this Color Affection
The colors will be dye-no-mite together.  I know this because Lucille and I both dove for the same color collection hanging from the display, and she has excellent taste in colors.  So says everyone.

And because everyone needs a little laugh, a couple of us bought these for our cars:


Thursday, April 11, 2013

Stash Rx



Rx for teeny, tiny stashes:


Tomorrow!!!

More fiber and fiber-related accessories than the mind can comprehend.



Note to self:

Do NOT buy one skein of anything.  You already have lots of one skein amounts of yarn. That you don't know what to do with.

Do NOT buy more:
a. lace weight yarn
b. fingering weight yarn
c. sock weight yarn

Do NOT try and guess how much of any yarn you should buy to make .........a whatever from.
i.e. Have an actual pattern in your hot little hands (or in your ipad or in your files) for any yarn you buy.

Good knittergran.

Monday, April 8, 2013

Stash

Ravelry, that wonderful website for spinners, crocheters, and knitters that has now gotten over three million members from all over the world, has a feature that allows members to enter their stash.  No, not that stash...yarn stash.  It took hours and hours to do this, even though I have a relatively small stash compared with other members.

Large stash:
Large stash:
Large stash:

My stash:
Yep. That's it.  Teeny tiny.

And yet it took all day to enter it into Ravelry.  I thought at one point that I was finished, and then I remembered---

Sock Yarn.

Now knitters know that sock yarn doesn't officially, legally count as stash.  It's true.  But I did want to know what I had, and oh, my, I had more sock yarn than I had realized.  But it's ok.  I love knitting socks.  I just need to move someplace cold enough to wear all of the socks that I can knit.

I have mentioned before that I think all computer technologies are amazing and magic.  I learned that there is a function on the stash page that takes all of the stash information and automatically enters everything into a spreadsheet.

This is a screenshot of part of my spreadsheet:



The thing is, I have no idea why I would WANT a spreadsheet of yarns.


Friday, April 5, 2013

And Now for Something....I don't know...weird?

I was just reading the fascinating thing that is the internet and came across the word "Neuticles," while I was reading a cat post.  No, a post about a cat. That had been neutered.  The owner, being a caring, diligent person, was concerned that there might be a problem with self-esteem in some neutered cats and discovered "Neuticles."

I googled the word and this came up:

I am NOT clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky."

And I am NOT clicking on "Neuticles for Men" or "Neuticles for Humans," although I am curious about why the two are listed as separate categories.

Or maybe I'm not....


But now, on to Neuticles!
These Neuticles allow the pet to retain his natural look and self esteem?
Who knew?  Do pets study themselves in mirrors?  Do they mourn lost body parts?

Maybe they do!

But I don't think so.


I do, though, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the motto and am a little tempted to buy the bumper sticker.


It's Like Nothing Ever Changed.




(Poor Baxter.  I hope he will forgive me.  I didn't know.)
  


Tuesday, April 2, 2013

The Beach at Cancun



My only surviving video.  Look at the color of that water!
This was taken from the ferry---not the one that tried to drown us/this is from the one we took later in the day.

video

Friday, March 29, 2013

Ah Mexico!


Well, Mexico.  I have retrieved the photos I can retrieve after my disastrous experience with Apple, iCloud, and the geniuses at the Apple store, so here goes.  Let’s see what I remember….

When I say that I love Mexico, I suspect that I mean a different Mexico from the one most North Americans love.  They, I think, judging from the people I meet on the plane and at the airport, mean the “resort” Mexico, where you can drink the water, brush your teeth with the water, put toilet paper in the toilet to flush, rather than in the wastebasket next to the toilet, wash your hair because there is enough water pressure, reliably have trash taken away, and have lots of locals to take care of your every need.  

A perfectly wonderful way to visit Mexico, but probably not a lot different from resorts in Miami, along the Gulf coast or the west coast of the US.

The Mexico I love is the houses we rent in small, very small villages, where we eat most of our meals outside while we watch the cafe owners cook. The staff wash the dishes in the sink, by hand. Nothing fancy in these places except for great, fresh food.  Quite often the restaurants are on the beach.  The literature left in the house told us that the trash was picked up “most mornings” and that the tv and vcr work, but that the area gets “no television.” We could walk everyplace we wanted to go in the village and everyone seemed friendly, although a lot of North Americans seem to have discovered Puerto Morelos, a tiny town on the Caribbean between Cancun and Playa del Carmen.  At times it looked as if we were in a Ft. Myers, FL overflow area.  

We were a block off the Caribbean so that was a frequent destination for walks.  This was our local bar:
Bar on the left.  Massages on the right.

right on the beach.  

The second night we spent of our vacation, this storm headed our way. 


We took our pina coladas, made with fresh coconut milk from coconuts that had fallen on the beach, and walked a block to our house.  It rained, hard, for a couple of hours and then for the rest of our stay, we had perfect weather, no air-conditioning necessary, which was good because the house wasn’t air-conditioned.  

For a side trip we drove halfway west through the Yucatan, and then due north to Rio Lagartos, an even smaller town.  The waters off Rio Lagartos are protected (part of a UNESCO World Heritage site)because they are a great stopover for so many migrating birds.  There is a species of flamingos that winters off the west coast of the Yucatan, and then summers in the waters north of the Yucatan.  We were too early for the huge migration that comes in April and May, but we did see several dozen of the huge, brilliant pink flamingos that had come early this year.  We took a boat trip for a couple of hours at sunrise (yawn...not my best time of day) and saw many more species of birds that we don’t see often at home.  

Rio Lagartos

We stayed in a funny little hotel, the only one in the village, and since it was Valentine’s Day when we arrived, the rooms were staged for the holiday.  I was given the Honeymoon suite on the third floor, and it came complete with these swans



and toilet paper with hearts on it.  I was alone so the ambiance was kind of wasted on me, but the view from my porch wasn’t:
Mangroves in the distance off of Rio Lagartos

I slept really well until the rooster in the lot behind the hotel, where my door led to the outdoor hallway, decided to start crowing at ‘0 dark hundred 0'clock.
BAD, BAD showoff rooster

The drive through the Yucatan to get to and from Rio Lagartos was strange---our GPS, which was worthless, kept telling us to turn right,  But for miles and miles, there was no place to turn right.  It also kept saying “toll road.”  No toll roads at all.  Fortunately there was no way to get lost:  straight west, straight north.  The road, such as it was (infrastructure is not a big priority, or any priority, in a lot of places) went through tiny settlements of Mayan people:




Their homes have been built the same way for centuries.  The Mayan families sleep in them, in hammocks, but live the rest of their lives outside.  There are openings for windows and doors, but most of the time, there are no actual windows or doors.  Cooking, sitting, playing i.e.., living, takes place outdoors.  Unfortunately, the Mayans also live ON the road, and that makes driving through these little settlements dangerous (for them).  In one place there was a little girl, maybe three years old, sitting on the edge of the road as if it were a chair.  The ground dropped off from the road just enough to make the road a comfortable chair height for her.  No one else was around and she was completely oblivious to us. Driving incredibly slowly is the only safe way to get through these ten- or twelve-home settlements.  

The Mayans seem to primarily get around via very old wrecks of bicycles, with children straddling the rear wheel or sitting on the handlebars, on foot, or occasionally, in old cars.  Some had three-wheeled bicycles with large wire containers on the front for packages or people.  It is really a strange juxtaposition to see North Americans in tourist areas on their expensive bicycles: they are in the usual North American biking clothes and have helmets on.  It’s like seeing a kite next to an airplane---the difference is so striking.  

There were cisterns on top of cinderblock structures near some of the homes, just as there were on top of homes in Puerto Morelos.  Because rain isn’t dependable I suppose that someone must come with a large truck of water and fill the cisterns in both the town and rural areas, but I never saw that happen so I don’t really know.  (I do know that in a house with multiple faucets, gravity isn't all that when it comes to creating volume and water pressure.) 

Cistern
The black thing on the whitish stucco is the cistern on our house.

I also don’t know what passes for bathrooms and sewers in these Mayan areas.  I think that there might not be any.  The people are so far away from larger towns and cities that I also don’t know what they do to support themselves, unless they just live on what they grow or kill. 

If you listen to the news, you would think that carnage is everywhere in Mexico, but according to the State Department travel alerts, the most dangerous areas are in the northern part of the country, where drugs cross the border illegally and practically non-stop.  So we felt free to walk everywhere, even in the evenings, when we would go to the town square and watch the local teenagers being teenagers:  riding skateboards in the little park.  A few locals mingled with the a few dozen tourists at cafes and in little shops, which were all apparently open until the last patron left.

I went to the tourist areas in Playa del Carmen in order to take a ferry to Cozumel, another tourist attraction.  Terrible places thanks to all the tourists and the businesses they attract.  Crowded, noisy, crowded, noisy, and did I say crowded?

I took a video of our trip out to Cozumel, just in case the ferry sank and we all drowned.  (I had visions of the iPad with its video floating into shore, being discovered, and put on international news stations.) I am apparently only a fair-weather sailor; I was terrified.  The crossing was so rough that an attendant went up and down the aisles handing out barf bags.  Unfortunately, the video I took to show how rough it was disappeared from iCloud when everything else did, and I can’t retrieve it.  I did capture, not intentionally (I was too focussed on our imminent deaths), a woman vomiting into a barf bag, so maybe it’s better the video is gone because I WOULD have shared it with you.  

I hope that the village of Puerto Morelos is spared the development that has taken over Cancun and Playa del Carmen, and thanks to the Meso-American Barrier Reef System, a National Marine Park one hundred meters offshore, perhaps this is possible.  Cruise and cargo ships can’t come inside the coral reefs offshore so all you see from the beach are the small fishing boats that the locals use.  

I like to think I could live there at least part of the year, but there is no LYS, and there also is no mail service.  The only way to get and receive mail is to have it addressed to a "Don Someone," and pay him for each piece of mail you send or receive.  I have no idea how he gets access to the mail.  

NO LYS!!!  No mail service for internet shopping!!!  Impossible.

The view of "downtown Puerto Morelos" from the beach a block from our house.



Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Fringed and Finished

This is my second Annie Scarf (here on Ravelry).  

 
This scarf is made from Tactile Fiber Arts Studio Arcata Lace (silk) and Lang Yarns Baby Alpaca.  It is soft and drapes really well.

And it was, as the Yarn Harlot might say, dead easy!

Monday, March 18, 2013

The Janus Shawl


I love this shawl (JANUS shawl)....really, really love it.  So much so that I wanted it in exactly the colors that are in the shop sample, which isn't this one:

The shop sample is in these colors:


It looks like tortoise shell when it is all worked up.  There was a rumor that the shop didn't have any of the color used in the sample and I despaired.  But suddenly, there they were, lots and lots of skeins of the correct color.  Whew.

It is easy to make, or at least it would be if I didn't make so many mistakes. There is a term "trigger happy" and I realize that what I am is "yarn-over happy." Yarn-overs between a knit stitch and a knit stitch, a knit stitch and a purl stitch, a purl stitch and a purl stitch, and purl stitch and a knit stitch are done differently. And each of the three pattern rows has different yarn-overs and I go a little nutty and just throw in extra loops of yarn hither and yon.  An extra yarn-over means an extra hole and an extra stitch which just does not work in lace....throws the whole pattern off.  Toss in a few ssk's and what I have is a mess to sort out.  I am getting good at sorting out.

And yes, if you have noticed that there is what looks like crochet in this shawl, you are right.  Do I know how to crochet?  Why, not really, thanks for asking.  

But my knit/crochet friend, Lucille, promises to help me with this; she is making the same pattern and is a bit ahead of me.  The pattern is charted and it looks like gibberish to me but thank the baby cheeses, not to her.

(Hi Lucille!!!!)



Monday, March 11, 2013

Well, That Was No Fun

No fun at all.

When I looked at the statement from a credit card this morning, I saw four charges that I had not made.  I don't even carry this card.  It stays in my knitting room and occasionally I use it for some impulsive important purchase from an online company.  But that is pretty rare since I use PayPal for most online shopping.

But there they were:  pizza, towing service, and two mystery charges.  I called the credit card company and they cancelled the charges while they investigate. One mystery charge was for car towing, and the other was for a credit card reader. Just the thing a criminal can make good use of, I imagine.

Two of the charges were listed as having been done through PayPal, but I don't use that particular card with Paypal.  I checked PayPal and there were no such purchases on my account with them.  I called PayPal.  The nice employee assured me that this can't happen with Paypal since they always send an e-mail asking if the attempted charge is legitimate.  But what probably HAD happened is that some businesses allow "temporary" accounts, and people can claim they have an account with PP.  If the punk*ss criminal had attempted to use a credit card that actually is on file with PP to set up a new or temporary account, the online merchant would have had the charge denied.  

So now little-old-me has a crime file # and my very own detective.  And with the help of the internet, I was able to track down the pizza store that took the online order for the pizza.  The manager there gave me the address the pizza was delivered to; it is a local address.  The car-towing service is local as well.  

And here is bad news:  the police officer who took my report said that people using other's credit card information fraudulently quite often use it to BUY information on their next victim.  There are online services that sell this information, pretty cheaply, and criminals sort of piggyback their next victim on the previous victim. 

I am pretty sure how this happened; I have my credit card information on file with a local g*m so that the monthly fee is automatically charged to that account.  It is really the ONLY local access to this card.  I am going there this afternoon, but the police officer told me not to talk to anyone about this identity theft.  They don't want the guilty party to have any advance notice that they are looking for him.  

I hope they get him.  And then tell his Mommy and Daddy (the police assume it is a kid old enough to drive). And then they put him away for a million zillion years.