Well, I will have a birthday this year, just like every year, and I told him what I would like: a mini-facelift!
He said: Not on my watch.
So, I guess that means I need to replace him, preferably with a plastic surgeon so I can have a FREE mini-facelift. That way, if I don't even like the guy, I get something out of it. I'm no dummy.
Anyone know a single or soon-to-be divorced plastic surgeon or an unhappily married plastic surgeon I could
He also said he is afraid I would end up looking like Goldie Hawn.
Plus, all I want is a little lift of what are called "jowls." No puffy lips, no eyes pulled up almost to my forehead, no mask-like skin. Just a mini-mini-mini lift.
a. I'm a coward. I don't like being knocked out.
b. Apparently, things can go wrong.
|Ouch! Those cheeks!|