Monday, March 1, 2010

WOW! and HOLY COW!!!


I received the following e-mail and wow! Am I excited??? I can help the bank director to get money into the US. He really needs the help because the people who rightfully owned the money DIED, folks, DIED, in a plane crash. OMG!

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FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION.

COULD YOU PLEASE CONSIDER HELPING ME TO RELOCATE THIS SUM OF FIVE MILLION DOLLARS (US$5m) TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR ESTABLISHING A MEDIUM SIZE INDUSTRY IN YOUR COUNTRY?

THE SAID 5 MILLION DOLLARS WAS DEPOSITED IN OUR BANK BY MR.ANDREAS SCHRANNER CITIZEN WHO DIED IN A PLANE CRASH IN 2000.WE HAVE TRIED TO CONTACT HIM IMMEDIATE FAMILY TO COME FORWARD FOR CLAIMS BUT COULD NOT SUCCEED.

WE DISCOVERED THAT THE LATE MUNCH GERMAN DIED ALONG SIDE WITH HIS HUSBAND AND CHILDREN WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HIS NEXT OF KIN.

I WILL GIVE YOU ALL VITAL INFORMATION CONCERNING THE GERMAN AND THE 5 MILLION DOLLARS IN OUR CUSTODY SO THAT YOU WILL CONTACT MY BANK FOR THEM TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU.

YOU CAN COME HERE IN PERSON OR YOU CAN REQUEST THE BANK TO GIVE YOU THE CONTACT OF THE BANK LAWYER'S WHO CAN REPRESENT YOUR INTREST IN THE TRANSFER PROCESS.I AM ONE OF THE BANK DIRECTORS; I WILL PLAY A ROLE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE 5 MILLION DOLLARS IS RELEASED TO YOU.

AS SOON AS I RECIEVE YOUR REPLY, I WILL GIVE YOU AN INSTRUCTION ON WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.

REPLY AND LET ME KNOW YOUR FULL NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, OCCUPATION, AND YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBERS IF AVALIABLE.

MR. MARTIN KAMPALA

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How can I not help???? (And maybe make a little money for helping? )

But my pleas to DH, with whom I share bank accounts, have fallen on deaf ears. He just doesn't want to help this desperate man!

And so I generously pass this information on to you, kind readers, and maybe one of you will be kind-hearted enough to help.
(Photo from Time Magazine online)

3 comments:

sallyknit said...

How timely. Maybe I could consider it a birthday present!!

Sigrun said...

Not you, or I, of course, but there is one born every minute.

calicobebop said...

Holy Hand Grenades! Sign me up!